New Year's Resolution
I’ve never been one to make a New Year’s Resolution. I am who I am, and I don’t make any apologies for that. Certainly, there are some things about myself that I believe could use improvement or things about me that I might need to change in order to enjoy a long life with friends and family. I don’t think that there’s anything magical about Jan 1. Just because it’s the start of the new year, doesn’t mean that it should be the start of a new and improved me. I should be capable of making whatever changes I deem necessary at any time.
But there is one thing about me that I need to change. I’ve had a habit for about 23 years. I’ve tried breaking this habit several times, but I’ve never had any real success. I think the longest I’ve gone without was about 8 days. But it’s time to get serious. I’m ready to quit. And I’m going to do it cold turkey.
Because today, I found a website that lists quite a few different ways to help me break this habit. I really believe I can do it now.
by the Council of the 12 Apostles? yeah...i'm sure they know all about it.
Kara said...
Tue Jan 08, 07:45:00 PM EST
Oh, that so caught me off-guard. LMAO!
Sue said...
Tue Jan 08, 11:13:00 PM EST
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh, that was too funny. Aversion therapy???
hahahahahahahahahahaha
SWF42 said...
Wed Jan 09, 11:05:00 AM EST
15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night.
I knew it. Every time I dab on the Tabasco, I get the urge to rub one out.
Karen said...
Wed Jan 09, 11:32:00 AM EST
OH MY GGGGGGGGG.. so not what I was thinking!!! LOL!! Love it! And, um, good luck. I'll have NO part of this resolution!
Craze said...
Wed Jan 09, 01:47:00 PM EST
LMAO! Ok, the one that grossed me out was the friends one. Ewww. I don't want to think about men jerking it w/their friens. gag!
*~*Cece*~* said...
Wed Jan 09, 05:45:00 PM EST
Good thing I clicked on the link before I left you the comment of good luck...now I must really say GOOD LUCK!!!!
butterflygirl said...
Wed Jan 09, 06:53:00 PM EST
Fix yourself a snack. A hot, juicy...dang it!
That is hysterical. Totally funny especially since I grew up SLC.
Starrlight said...
Thu Jan 10, 12:22:00 AM EST
Oh, you are HILARIOUS!!
You do not have to break that habit!!! That's OK for you to do. It's not a bad habit. It's a healthy habit, as long as you're not doing it in front of little girls or old ladies!
Here, you want to do something good--go over to my site and read about how you can donate some blood. That's a good thing to do!!
Go on, go now. You may even win some money and maybe you can pay someone to help you with that 'habit' of yours!
Manic Mom said...
Thu Jan 10, 01:38:00 AM EST
I had this taped to my fridge for years and it never helped.
Will said...
Thu Jan 10, 12:13:00 PM EST
I was expecting it to be smoking or drinking or something like that.
thethinker said...
Fri Jan 11, 01:03:00 AM EST
omg to funny....and thanks for the comment =D
NoahsMom said...
Fri Jan 11, 12:27:00 PM EST
Wait wait... Mormons masturbate? You masturbate? It's an epidemic!
douglas.nerad said...
Sat Jan 12, 08:21:00 PM EST
Why on EARTH would you want to quit? Growing hair on your palms? Start wearing gloves.
Simply Curious said...
Sun Jan 13, 05:44:00 PM EST
LMFAO! You're silly...LOL.
the108 said...
Mon Jan 14, 11:15:00 AM EST
So, um, a month in to the year, how are things going with the resolution? I'm guessing you didn't make it past a week. Resolutions were made to be broken. :)
Parlancheq said...
Wed Feb 13, 04:58:00 PM EST